Homeless 77 – A Story About Kunming
Last week I posted a photo on my Instagram about the fact
that we were mildly homeless for a night. Here’s what happened…
Jordan and I went on vacation to the Yunnan Province with a
few of our teachers. Our grand scheme was that we would visit the Yuanyang rice
terraces. You may recall that our trip to the rice terraces in Guilin was a
massive failure, and we were unable to see them. This time, knowing that we
needed to make specific arrangements to see them, we bought a hostel on the
Yuanyang rice terraces. The hostel looked beautiful, but lacked specific
information of how to get there. Naively, we assumed that the hostel would be
easy enough to find, so we booked the hostel and the flight. Two days before
leaving, we learned that the route to our hostel involved taking a six-hour bus to a village, where we would then take another bus for an hour, and then would take a taxi to the hostel. Still, we remained optimistic that we would be able to find a bus
to take us from the Kunming airport to the hostel. It turned out that our blind
optimism was not enough to get us there.
We landed in Kunming around 8 p.m. Upon landing, we saw that
one of our fellow passengers was wearing a jersey that said, “Homeless 77.” We
all laughed hysterically that this Chinese man was wearing such an absurd
jersey. Little did we know, that “Homeless 77” was a foreshadowing of the
coming events.
The six of us walked through the airport, trying to find a
help desk, service desk, or travel desk. We were open to any kind of help. We
were laughed out of one of the tourism departments, after showing them where we
wanted to go. I suppose we should have taken this as a bad sign, but we
persevered. After that office, we found a taxi driver to take us to the bus
station, where we could buy our tickets to the terraces. The driver initially
asked for an absurd amount of money, so we bartered with him, settling on 150
¥. When we reached the driver’s car, he changed his mind, and raised the price
to 200 ¥. The driver argued with us over a voice translation app, which didn’t
properly translate anything he said. Finally, we accepted defeat, agreeing upon
200 ¥, and got in his van.
As we neared the bus station, he started arguing with us
that we needed accommodation. We told him that we didn’t need accommodation,
because we would take a bus to the terraces. He then laughed, explaining that
the bus station was closed for the night, and the next bus wouldn’t leave until
the morning, and that we wouldn’t arrive until the next evening. This news
jarred us, but we still told him that we didn’t need him to set up
accommodations. The last thing we wanted was for the slimy taxi driver to know
where we were sleeping, and to make us pay more money. The group of us got out
of the van, and started walking to the bus station. Our primary goal was to get
away from the taxi driver. As is typical in China, the driver jumped out of his
car, gathered his other taxi buddies and surrounded us. Naturally, we started
to panic. All of the drivers started fighting to take us to different places,
shouting out different prices. We didn’t trust any of them to take us, so we
pushed out of the circle, and ran down the street.
Once we were out of plain sight from the aggressive drivers,
we realized that we needed to regroup. A quick look around the block showed a
hotel next to the bus station. The hotel looked like it was about the quality
of a “pay-by-the-hour” motel, but we were desperate. Of course, the worker said
there was no room, and kicked us out. In an attempt to make the best of the situation,
we walked next door to a café. We were promptly kicked out of the café, because
they were closing. As we stepped onto the street, we saw that everything around
us was closed. Accepting defeat, we sat down on some marble steps in front of a
bakery, in order to find a place to stay. A quick search showed us that there
were no available hostels or hotels in Kunming. As such, we realized that we
might be forced to sleep on those marble steps.
As we sat on our “marble palace,” we started contemplating
life. How exactly did we get to this point? I had never in my wildest dreams
thought that I would be sleeping on the sidewalk in a bad part of town in China,
of all places. It was at this point; that we realized “Homeless 77” was a
foreshadowing of our time in Kunming. I accepted that we would be taking shifts
for sleeping and watching the baggage.
It was at this point in our adventure that we had to make some tough decisions. Did we want to give up a second time on seeing the rice terraces, and stay in Kunming instead? Did we want to take a flight back to Guangzhou? Did we want to try finding the hostel? All of these decisions came with consequences. If we decided to keep our plans, we would sleep on the sidewalk, then take a bus in the morning, hoping to find our hostel. We also had to consider the difficulty of returning to the airport on time if we proceeded to the rice terraces. If we took a flight back to Guangzhou, we would have wasted our time and money, ending up back at home. The final option, of staying in Kunming was equally difficult. We had a vague idea of what to do in the city, but we weren't clear on what that entailed. We also were in the tough position of not having a place to stay. Our searches on Hostelworld.com came up with nothing. The search for nearby hotels was also coming up with nothing. We were stumped. Eventually, the group decided to give up on the Yuanyang Rice Terraces, and to stay in Kunming. We still were faced with the issue that we didn't have a place to sleep, other than the "marble palace."
After hours had passed sitting at the “marble palace,” we
decided to look on Airbnb for a place to stay. Miraculously, we found a place!
More time passed as we waited to get confirmation of the apartment, as well as
directions, but the prospect of sleeping indoors was enough to keep our spirits
up.
Once we knew where we were going, we convinced one of the
scary taxi drivers to take us there. The backseats were wet with a mysterious
fluid. I didn’t have a seat, and instead had to sit on a three-legged stool
that wobbled with every turn of the car. When we first talked to the driver, he
was watching a soap opera on his phone. The driver continued to watch his soap
opera as he drove us to the Airbnb. Very safe.
The Airbnb owner told us to show the address to a security
guard, and they would show us the way up. The first security guard sent us down
an alley. The second guard sent us back the opposite way. A shop owner sent us
in a completely different direction. We were lost, and at this point, a bit
delirious as well. Finally, a very nice restaurant employee helped us, taking
us all the way up to the apartment.
The apartment was cute, clean, and safe. Although it was
very cold in the apartment, we were able to sleep in clean beds, off of the
street. We stayed at this apartment for the remainder of our adventure in Kunming and it ended up being very centrally located and in a great part of town.
Although getting there was a crazy adventure, our time in
Kunming was fantastic. It wasn’t what we had originally planned, but it still was
amazing. We accidentally lived the quote by Lao Tzu, "A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving." We will have more stories to follow soon, stay tuned!
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